The Girl Who F*ck Google+

Posted: November 20, 2013 in Life, Love
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“Frustration unlocks your creativity.”

Days after I stumbled into an article on Mashable about the upgrade on YouTube’s comment section, I read another article. It told me how a girl (pardon my word here) f*ck Google+ out of frustration.

Emma Blackery, The Girl Who Fuck Google+

Her name was Emma Blackery, who  uploaded a 3:38minute video about her thoughts on Google+ on YouTube. It was so creative that as of this posting it has over 1.3Million views and was shared by hundreds of netizens through various social media sites.

My Thoughts on Google+ (Fuck You Google+) Lyrics:

Woke up this morning and checked my Twitter
Went onto Facebook and moaned about the weather
And then I checked my friends’ updates on Google plus
Wait, no I didn’t, cos it sucks

So how do they make their investment back?
Well they took YouTube and fucked it in the ass
Leave us alone, we just want to make videos

Well we just want our website back
Why is that so hard to understand?

Fuck you, Google Plus
We don’t want your fucking fuss
You’ve ruined our site and called it integration
I’m writing this song to vent our frustration
Fuck you, Google Plus
Your website can get fucked
If it was gonnawork‘ it would’ve happened by now
Maybe ask Yahoo to fix it somehow?

See Google you’re just bad at web design
Well I’d suggest trying to Google it sometime
Then there’s the suggestion they don’t wanna hear
Can you please fix the sub box that you fucked up last year?

Fuck you, Google Plus
We don’t want your fucking fuss
You’ve ruined our site and called it integration
I’m writing this song to vent our frustration 
Fuck you, Google Plus
Your website can get fucked
If it was gonnawork‘ it would’ve happened by now
Maybe Vimeo could fix it somehow?

If you liked this video then please subscribe
Don’t forget to give plus one if you enjoyed
We just want a working website back
Why is that so hard to understand?

Fuck you, Google Plus
We don’t want your fucking fuss
You’ve ruined our site and called it integration
I’m writing this song to vent our frustration
Fuck you google Plus
Your website’s fucked us up

Now nobody gets videos they subscribed for
Video responses are dead in the water
You can’t leave comments unless you’re linked up
Can you please listen to us?
Fuck you, Google Plus

The song’s lyrics was simple yet every word would hit every like and share button. And this was the same reason why I am posting it here.

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